If your flock keeps you busy, this one’s for you. The “I Have 99 Problems & They’re All Chickens” Sweatshirt perfectly captures the humor, chaos, and love that comes with backyard chicken life. Featuring a realistic chicken illustration paired with bold farmhouse typography, this cozy crewneck is a must-have for chicken moms who know the struggle—and wouldn’t trade it for anything.
Printed on the trusted Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ crewneck, this unisex sweatshirt offers warmth, softness, and durability for everyday wear. The medium-heavy fabric is ideal for early mornings in the coop, feed store runs, farm chores, or relaxed weekends at home. The classic neutral color makes it easy to style with jeans, leggings, or layered farmhouse outfits.
Whether you’re buying for yourself or gifting a fellow chicken lover, this sweatshirt is guaranteed to get laughs, nods of agreement, and compliments.
Why You’ll Love It:
Funny “99 Problems & They’re All Chickens” design
Soft yet durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth
Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
Ribbed collar, cuffs & waistband for shape retention
Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Ethically grown US cotton & OEKO-TEX certified dyes
Please note: White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
50% cotton / 50% polyester
Medium-heavy weight fabric
Double-needle stitching for durability
Classic fit
Tear-away label
Embroidery option available (select placements)